- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
i don’t understand how someone can say “it was his time” and all that bullshit when someone dies
he was 18 years old and you expect me to believe that god wanted him to die???
no
plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed
Well, my mother says that lovers are like buses. You have to wait a little while and another one comes along.
what the fuck are you supposed to say when someone drowns and that someone is a good friend of the person who has been your best friend since you were 5
i am the worst at comforting people istg and i feel so shitty because what can you even say???? fuck and another one of her friends committed suicide earlier this school year
shit and this boy that drowned today was so smart and talented and had a crazy golf scholarship and he would’ve been graduating in three weeks and fuck life sucks
my best friend got me the newer 1d book for my birthday omg
even though she doesn’t like them and complains whenever i mention them
TRUE FRIENDSHIP YOU GUISE
